* * * * = Sublime film! A must see! Don't miss it at any price!
* * * 1/2 = First-class film! Well worth the price of admission.
* * * = Agreeable film. Up to you if you think it's worth full price.
* * 1/2 = Decent film. Recommended matinee, or you might feel giped.
* * = Mundane film. Definately a matineer.
* 1/2 = Trifle film. Matineer if you have nothing better to do.
* = Paltry film. Not even worth the matinee price.
1/2 = Putrid film. Don't bother.
No Stars = Pernicious film. You'll hate yourself if you see it.

Full Price, Popcorn, & Drink = gotta be a classic.
Full Price & Drink = was a great movie, both entrancing and inspiring.
Full Price = entertaining though not quite thought-provoking.
Bargain Matinee = well, at least i didn't pay full price.
Dollar Theatre = maybe 4 quarter's worth of entertainment.