There's a law against everything!
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My brother was filling up his car the other day, but the automatic 
shutoff was not working properly and he got splashed with some gas.  
He wiped up with a paper towel, paid, and left.  A short while down 
the road, the idiot decides to light a cigarette and as he does, he 
lights his shirt sleeve on fire.  He stuck his arm out the window to 
try and blow the flame out while he pulled over to the side of the 
road.  Just as all this was happening a cop passed him, pulled a 
U-turn and pulled up behind him.  The cop jumped out with a fire 
extinguisher and doused the flames before they could cause any 
serious burns.  The cop asked my brother if he was ok, to which he 
replied that he was, thanks very much.  The cop whips out his ticket 
book, and starts writing.  My brother asked what he was getting a 
ticket for.  The cop replied that he was writing him up for illegal 
possession of a fire arm.