Tribapalooza '95: Park Rangers ------------------------------ From: Eric and Christina these are questions that people actually asked of park rangers around the country. excerpted from outside magazine, may 1995, pp 120-121. grand canyon national park -------------------------- was thsi man-made? do you light it up at night? i bought tickets for the elevator to the bottom -- where is it? is the mule train air-conditioned? so where are the faces of the presidents? everglades national park ------------------------ are the alligators real? are the baby alligators for sale? what time does the 2 o'clock bus leave? mesa verde national park ------------------------ did people build this, or indians? why did they build it so close to the road? what did they worship in the kivas -- their own made-up religion? why did the indians decide to live in colorado? carlsbad caverns national park ------------------------------ how much of the cave is underground? so what's in the unexplored part of the cave? does it ever rain in here? so what is this -- just a big hole in the ground? yellowstone national park ------------------------- does old faithful erupt at night? how do you turn it on? when does the guy who turns it on get to sleep? we had no troubles finding the park entrances, but where are the exits?