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From: Rebecca Roberta Adams (Gummi Lady) <rradams@oboe.aix.calpoly.edu>

YOU MIGHT BE A COLLEGE STUDENT......

1.	If you have ever price shopped for Top Ramen, you might be a
	college student ( ymbacs ).

2.	If you live in a house with three couches, none of which match,
	ymbacs

3. 	If you consider Mac and Cheese a balanced meal, ymbacs

4.	If you have ever written a check for 45 cents, ymbacs

5. 	If you have a fine collector of domestic beer bottles, ymbacs

6.	If you have ever seen two consectutive sunrises without sleeping
	between, ymbacs

7.	If your cup set is composed of McDonald's (TM) Extra Value Meal
	Plastic Cups ( ie. Olympic Dream Team I or II ), ymbacs

8.	If your underwear supply dictates the time between laundry
	loads, ymbacs

9.	If you cannot remember when you last wahed your car, ymbacs

10.	If you can pack your worldly possesions into the back of a
	pick-up ( one trip ), ymbacs

11.	If you have ever had to justify yourself for buying Natural
	Light, ymbacs