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Tony Zidek's Rating System:

* * * *  =  Sublime film!  A must see!  Don't miss it at any price!
* * * 1/2 =  First-class film!   Well worth the price of admission.
* * *  =  Agreeable film.  Up to you if you think it's worth full price.
* * 1/2 =  Decent film.  Recommended matinee, or you might feel giped.
* *  =  Mundane film.  Definately a matineer.
* 1/2  =  Trifle film.  Matineer if you have nothing better to do.
*  =  Paltry film.  Not even worth the matinee price.
1/2  =  Putrid film.  Don't bother.
No Stars =  Pernicious film.  You'll hate yourself if you see it.

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theGRANDpubah's rating system:

Full Price, Popcorn, & Drink = gotta be a classic.
Full Price & Drink = was a great movie, both entrancing and inspiring. 
Full Price = entertaining though not quite thought-provoking.
Bargain Matinee = well, at least i didn't pay full price.
Dollar Theatre = maybe 4 quarter's worth of entertainment.