Batman Forever    				by theGRANDpubah

Answer me this: What has a Real Genius with bat ears, a rubberized Circle
of Friends, a green-stockinged Pet Detective, a federal marshall with a
severe acne problem, and the wife of a blood-sucking Scientologist?  The
answer to this riddle is: a so-so movie.  Batman Forever is just that,
so-so.  The commercials and previews didn't have me excited for this
latest installment and the movie didn't have me begging for more.  This
movie felt like it was just an all-star review where big-budget actors
and actresses could dress up like comic book characters.  I'll pass on
this one when it emerges on video.