Home of Matte's Interactive Imagination

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New & Exciting Features for MatteNet 2.0

Sideshow Bob's Cyber-Circus The Flabbergasting world of links in the glitzy environment you'd expect from circus sideshow of the 21st Century.
The Society of Postmodern Archaeologists & Mailcarriers is a long-ignored scientific body which now publishes the 'zine The Postmodern Archaeology Report.
TRACKxTRACK Music Reviews Do the usual music reviews just confuse you more? Would you like to know how many tracks on a album are really any good, then check this always growing set of track by track reviews.
The Summer Tribe of Woolgatherers (tm) Come experience Tribapalooza '95, a summer of humor, contests, and exciting prizes.

Books I've Read A comprehensive of the last few hundred books I've finished.
The Cinema at the Back of My Head See what's recently played at the drive-through movie theater in my head.
The Looking-Glass World (tm) The official home for the mass-mailing Looking-Glass World, entertain yourself with endless humor.
My Graine: The Headache Pages For those who suffer out of sight, inside of their heads
Lists, Quotes, and Other Obscurities A little glimpse at some of the more fragmented reaches of my imagination.
In Too Deep! A somewhat regular e-column of weird perspectives on reality.
The Literary Clearing House (tm) The poetry of Ed McMahon. No, not really, but you might never have known the difference.
The Burroughs Proceedings A cut-and-paste literary experiment of mine.
Secret Agent Cat The adventures of the world famous cat with a license to kill.