Secret Agent Cat
Special Agent 511: Sideshow Bob
Vital Stats
- Agent #: 511
- Real Name: Classified
- Code Name: Sideshow Bob
- Aliases: Slideshow, Bobbie, Psycho Cat, Stupid Cat
- Color: White with occasional black splotches
- Age: Unknown
- Weapon Skills: Skilled use of fangs and claws, Catupult launching system
- Diplomatic Skills: Studied under the Atilla the Hun school of diplomacy
- Languages: Modified cat (no "meow"), Mouse ("squeak"), & Martian ("?")
- Identifying Marks: Red ears, extremely paranoid behavior, no manners
Case Files of Agent 511 : Sideshow Bob, aka. Slideshow
Case File #0001 : March 22, 1995
Special Agent 511 has been on administrative probation lately for hissing
and clawing at her supervising agent (myself). She has been left to her
own devices which means most likely that she is filing down her fangs and
claws and praticising her martial arts techniques. Her reaction reflexes
are above normal as she will bolt away from anyone approaching her: friend
or foe. She trusts no one. She is the world's finest special agent.
matte elsbernd - melsbern@tuba.aix.calpoly.edu