• bumperthroat
  • the white, foamy thing you wear around your throat to make sure no one bumps into it; a neck brace.

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• dighty
  • dance done when digging; jig or ditty
  • digging with tea cups

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• persnickel
  • a nickel that falls out of the wallet into the bottomless depths of a woman's purse.

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• snipdoodle
  • Snoop Doggie Dog's younger cousin
    • (see also: Snoopie Doggie Dog:)

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• twisterfession
  • the confession that someone makes when playing nude twister (ie: bad body odor, etc.)

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• wagglebadger
  • slang for a cop who has a severe butt-wiggle when he/she walks.

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