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The Royal Saltworks (tm)


The Royal Saltworks(tm) is a reference to a building we studied in one of my architectural history courses. Specifically, it was a complex built in France to house the workers working the Saltworks as well as house the army to protect it. You see, in the times before refigerators, salt was like gold. It was used as a preservative. Anyway, so it was like Ft. Knox. Somehow the place stuck in my head (..ouch....) and I used it since as a framework under which i collect a lot of my experiments, thoughts, ideas, and writings. This section will most likely continue to grow, so keep checking it.
The Literary Clearing House (tm) is where you can find all of your favorite works of literature.....Well, not quite. Instead, here is where you can find various works of mine which i mailed to friends under the guise of The Literary Clearing House(tm) which, by the way, is looking into arranging a sweepstakes. (nawh, just kidding.)
With a strange brand of with and humor (it's either General Mills or Keebler, i don't recall which) I have written many works of pure oddity. Strangeness at its wierdest. in too deep is a series of these wit that i had lying around. (do not ask what happened to vol. 1 and 2!)
Having been writing seriously since atleast 1989, I have megabytes worth of poems and stories (and that is just the stuff typed into the computer). Not all of what I have written is humorous, I also write very serious things. This Poems section has a selection of some of my better pieces (at least in my opinion. enjoy!
The Society of Postmodern Archaeologists & Mailcarriers has been around for decades and their influential journal is now available on the internet. The Postmodern Archaeology Report holds everything you need to know about the latest in what's been dug up. Look inside, you might be surprised.
Matte Elsbernd - melsbern@tuba.aix.calpoly.edu